Punchlines to a number of random jokes…
Yeah Honey - but this one is eating my popcorn.
Great Food but no atmosphere.
Where’s the bar tender?
You marry her.
Two hours of begging
A receding hairline.
The front row at a grateful dead concert.
You don’t pay her.
2 hours of begging.
When you rub it - it becomes a suitcase.
$50 bucks - just like in town.
It opens on impact.
I would - but we need the eggs.
Make me one - with everything.
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana.
I looked into the soul of the person sitting next to me.
Where are you going? I’m not mad at you.
Well - what should I put in my window.
What is this - some kind of joke…
The Snap-on Tool Company
Peanut butter and K-Y Jelly.
Beer Nuts are 4 for a dollar and deer nuts are 2 under a buck.
Anywhere he wants to.
You’ll never guess who I had lunch with today.
The light at the end of the tunnel is in New Jersey.
Yes- but I know my daughter’s handwriting.